a normal website®
PROBABLY FINE
ISSUE NO. 001 / A SMALL INTERNET ANOMALYPLEASE ACT NATURAL

What is
with this
page?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

It was behaving normally
before you got here.

Look around. Touch things.
See if it gets any weirder.

CURRENT DIAGNOSIS

Mildly suspicious. Further observation required.

WEIRDNESS 00%
INCIDENT LOG

Visitor arrived. Page pretending to be normal.

YOU FOUND THE EXIT.
↩

It leads back here.

Architecturally questionable.
Emotionally consistent.